Well, well.
Obviously, I am a lying sonofabitch. Seems I can't smoke on planes, trains or busses.
Rats. I'll have to buy a car or stay here. Neither of those options appeal to me.
I could shoot myself, I suppose, but where's the fun in that? Good by. Bang! How dreary.
Perhaps I should find a girlfriend, a local. I'm easy to please. I don't require love, just sex.
Heck...At my age...An orgasm would probably kill me.
If there are any ladies out there who would like to get naked and watch an old man cum to a conclusion...contact me. You don't have to be young and beautiful. I don't care anymore. I'm not exactly a Greek god myself. All you need is female organs and an open mind. If you are peverse, that's a plus. I was a Boy Scout and a boatswain in the navy and I'm good with ropes. I can tie a bowline on the bail of a bucket. Imagine how I could please a kinky lady.
(Hey Zen? Are you just about done making a fool of yourself?)
Yeah. I guess.
(Shut up.)
OK.
Rats. I'll have to buy a car or stay here. Neither of those options appeal to me.
I could shoot myself, I suppose, but where's the fun in that? Good by. Bang! How dreary.
Perhaps I should find a girlfriend, a local. I'm easy to please. I don't require love, just sex.
Heck...At my age...An orgasm would probably kill me.
If there are any ladies out there who would like to get naked and watch an old man cum to a conclusion...contact me. You don't have to be young and beautiful. I don't care anymore. I'm not exactly a Greek god myself. All you need is female organs and an open mind. If you are peverse, that's a plus. I was a Boy Scout and a boatswain in the navy and I'm good with ropes. I can tie a bowline on the bail of a bucket. Imagine how I could please a kinky lady.
(Hey Zen? Are you just about done making a fool of yourself?)
Yeah. I guess.
(Shut up.)
OK.
posted by Zen Clown at 10:54 PM
3 Comments:
Hey Zen. It be (Censored). I see your Blog had a makeover. I like what you've done with the place. Good to have ya back on AAD, and all those otherplaces. see ya around man.
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yes like new make over blog.....the thought of you and a kinky lady give me knots to....jk Hell at your age I surprised you survived typing orgasim.....ps set a weight limit!! or big mamma be there tooo quick...keep smiling
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